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Beloved, I urge you as aliens and strangers to abstain from fleshly lusts which wage war against the soul.
1 Peter 2:11
A Quote:
"Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present."
Jim Rohna
A Joke:
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
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But immorality or any impurity or greed must not even be named among you, as is proper among saints;
Ephesians 5:3
A Quote:
"It always seems impossible until it's done."
Nelson Mandela
A Joke:
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
A Verse:
You younger men, likewise, be subject to your elders; and all of you, clothe yourselves with humility toward one another, for God is opposed to the proud, but gives grace to the humble. Therefore humble yourselves under the mighty hand of God, that He may exalt you at the proper time, casting all your anxiety on Him, because He cares for you.
1 Peter 5:5-7
A Quote:
"You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending."
C.S. Lewis
A Joke:
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
A Verse:
Do nothing from selfishness or empty conceit, but with humility of mind regard one another as more important than yourselves; do not merely look out for your own personal interests, but also for the interests of others.
Philippians 2:3-4
A Quote:
"Be the change that you wish to see in the world."
Mahatma Gandhi
A Joke:
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"Supplies!"
A Verse:
Little children, let us not love with word or with tongue, but in deed and truth.
1 John 3:185
A Quote:
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
Maya Angelou
A Joke:
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?
They woke up.
A Verse:
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another, even as I have loved you, that you also love one another. By this all men will know that you are My disciples, if you have love for one another.
John 13:34-35
A Quote:
"It is never too late to be what you might have been."
George Eliot
A Joke:
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
A Verse:
Go therefore and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, even to the end of the age.”
Matthew 28:19-20
A Quote:
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Edmund Burked
A Joke:
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
A Verse:
He said to them, “It is not for you to know times or epochs which the Father has fixed by His own authority; but you will receive power when the Holy Spirit has come upon you; and you shall be My witnesses both in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and even to the remotest part of the earth.”
Acts 1:7-8
A Quote:
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard
A Joke:
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
A Verse:
Now this I say, he who sows sparingly will also reap sparingly, and he who sows bountifully will also reap bountifully. Each one must do just as he has purposed in his heart, not grudgingly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver.
2 Corinthians 9:6-7
A Quote:
"The secret of getting ahead is getting started."
Mark Twains
A Joke:
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
A Verse:
Honor the Lord from your wealth And from the first of all your produce; So your barns will be filled with plenty And your vats will overflow with new wine.
Proverbs 3:9-10
A Quote:
"Your time is limited, don't waste it living someone else's life."
Steve Jobs
A Joke:
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is…
Wait, where are we again?
A Verse:
For we do not preach ourselves but Christ Jesus as Lord, and ourselves as your bond-servants for Jesus’ sake.
2 Corinthians 4:5
A Quote:
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
Aristotle
A Joke:
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks,
‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’
The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.'
A Verse:
For even the Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give His [a]life a ransom for many.”
Mark 10:45
A Quote:
"The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today."
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
A Joke:
You heard the rumor going around about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
A Verse:
For consider Him who has endured such hostility by sinners against Himself, so that you will not grow weary and lose heart.
Hebrews 12:3
A Quote:
"The purpose of our lives is to add value to the people of this generation and those that follow."
Buckminster Fuller
A Joke:
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Verse: 1 Corinthians 15:58
Therefore, my beloved brethren, be steadfast,immovable, always abounding in the work of the Lord, knowing that your toil is not in vain in the Lord.
Quote: Socrates
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.”
Joke:
Why are toilets always so good at poker?
They always get a flush
A Verse:
And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, so that you may prove what the will of God is, that which is good and acceptable and perfect.
Romans 12:2
A Quote:
"Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it."
Charles R. Swindolla
A Joke:
What does a house wear?
Address!
A Verse:
Do not love the world nor the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him. For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh and the lust of the eyes and the boastful pride of life, is not from the Father, but is from the world.
1 John 2:15-16
A Quote:
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."
Buddha
A Joke:
Where does a waitress with only one leg work?
IHOP
