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We have a Bible verse every day, a quote from a significant other, and a joke to give you a smile.

Nov. 15, 2023

A Verse:

"If you abide in Me, and My words abide in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.”

John 15:7


A Quote:

"The harder you work for something, the greater you'll feel when you achieve it." – Unknown


A Joke:

Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.

Nov. 14, 2023

A Verse:

"This book of the law shall not depart from your mouth, but you shall meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do according to all that is written in it; for then you will make your way prosperous, and then you will have success.”

Joshua 1:81

 
A Quote:

"It always seems impossible until it's done." - Nelson Mandelal

 
A Joke:

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

Nov. 13, 2023

A Verse:

"He who has My commandments and keeps them is the one who loves Me; and he who loves Me will be loved by My Father, and I will love him and will disclose Myself to him."

John 14:21

A Quote:

"Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm." - Winston S. Churchill

 
A Joke:

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

Nov. 10, 2023

A Verse:

"He who has My commandments and keeps them is the one who loves Me; and he who loves Me will be loved by My Father, and I will love him and will disclose Myself to him."

John 14:21

 
A Quote:

"Opportunities don't happen. You create them."

Chris Grosseri


A Joke:

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh

Nov. 9, 2023

A Verse:

"Therefore, I urge you, brethren, by the mercies of God, to present your bodies a living and holy sacrifice, acceptable to God, [which is] your spiritual service of worship. And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, so that you may prove what the will of God is, that which is good and acceptable and perfect."

Romans 12:1-2.

 
A Quote:

"The future depends on what you do today." -

Mahatma Gandhi


A Joke:

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

Nov. 8, 2023

A Verse:

"I have been crucified with Christ; and it is no longer I who live, but Christ lives in me; and the [life] which I now live in the flesh I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave Himself up for me.

Galatians 2:20

A Quote:

"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson

A Joke:

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

Nov. 7, 2023

 A Verse:

Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, [he is] a new creature; the old things passed away; behold, new things have come.

 2 Corinthians 5:17

 
A Quote:

"The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today." - Franklin D. Roosevelt

 
A Joke:

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Nov. 6, 2023

A Verse:

All Scripture is inspired by God and profitable for teaching, for reproof, for correction, for training in righteousness; so that the man of God may be adequate, equipped for every good work.

 

2 Timothy 3:16-17

A Quote:

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill

A Joke:

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Nov. 3, 2023

A Verse:

Now for this very reason also, applying all diligence, in your faith supply moral excellence, and in [your] moral excellence, knowledge, and in [your] knowledge, self-control, and in [your] self-control, perseverance, and in [your] perseverance, godliness, and in [your] godliness, brotherly kindness, and in [your] brotherly kindness, love. 2 Peter 1:5-7

A Quote:

"The only way to do great work is to love what you do." - Steve Jobs

A Joke:

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

Nov. 2, 2023

A Verse:

“Finally, brethren, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is of good repute, if there is any excellence and if anything worthy of praise, dwell on these things. The things you have learned and received and heard and seen in me, practice these things, and the God of peace will be with you."

Philippians 4:8-9

A Quote:

"Believe you can, and you're halfway there."  - Theodore Roosevelt

A Joke:

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Nov. 1, 2023

A Verse:

“For I know the plans I have for you, declares the LORD, plans for welfare and not for calamity to give you a future and a hope.” Jeremiah 29:11

A Quote:

Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goals.  -  Brian Tracy

A Joke:

People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones. But, people in Abu Dhabi do!

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